Sunday, October 10, 2021

Welcome to the Madness

 If you're new here, welcome! 

My name is Tasha and this is my travel blog. 

It is not politically correct, grammatically correct, or any other form of correct-ness. Some of it is immature, some of it complains to much, some of it makes you wish you were me. But newsflash - it's not for you, fool. 

So basically my grandmother gets mad that I don't tell her about my adventures so here she can read my literal thoughts mostly as they happen. If you want to read as well, go for it but as I said it is just my thoughts written out so if you don't like it you can leave. 

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Thanks ya'll! 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha

Saturday, October 9, 2021

Manta Manta

 Omg am I sore! I hurt. Bad. Everywhere. Oh whale, more fun today! 


Because I got the scuba and spa package, I only have 3 dives left, so instead of going on the morning dive I went to sunrise yoga. It was, um, interesting... it was like breathing and stretching and not really what I would consider yoga but more of a warm up for dance class. It was also really windy and the mat kept blowing everywhere and I probably won't be doing it again. I didn't want to stay for the whole thing but didn't have an excuse to leave and it would have been rude to just go. 

I went to my room and jammed out to some music until our jacuzzi/roof photoshoot at 10, with a little breakfast in between. After the photoshoot, we were still in transition so I just chilled. After lunch I got word I could trade 2 of my spas for 6 dives. A little later in the afternoon I confirmed with cruise manager, Max, so now I have 2 spas and 12 dives (was 4 spa and 6 dives). What great news! Unfortunately, I didn't get this until the afternoon dive was already heading out, but I wanted to do the mermaid shoot anyway - we were finally headed underwater! Unfortunately, due to the storms of the past few days, the visibility was just not there so we couldn't do this. I was once again worried about the time as I needed to be back by 4:45 anyways for my sunset dive. So while disappointed, I was also a little relived because they decided we would go back to the boat and hopefully do underwater off the back of the boat instead. This way I would not be so pressed for time because I would already be back on the boat. Sadly, the visibility there was no better so we still could not shoot. After changing into normal bikinis and wowing Branden with how many bathing suits we all brought, Ariane, Karina, and I went swimming off the back platform while we waited for our dive time. 

When we went down for the dive it was daytime, but when we came up it was a dark night. Underwater we observed life switching over from day to night. I saw a whitetip reef shark, eagle ray, turtle, nudibranch, and tons of banana fish. My tank was once again very low, and Katharina and Ariane fixed/lifted it underwater 3 times. It was also the reason I've been having buoyancy issues upon ascend and descend apparently. When I got back on the dive boat, the entire dive team staff looked at it until it was fixed. When I tried it out in the pool when I got it to make sure it worked, I did not put the strap on correctly and my father kept warning me it was falling and I was losing my tank but I was like "it's fine" but it was not fine and it's my fault, oopsie, but it's fixed now. Should work a lot better/easier. When we got back to the boat, people had already left for the beach braai. I was deciding if I wanted to wear what I had put on or change outfits when I heard footsteps of everyone running to the back of the boat, where the dingy that would take us to the island docks. Thinking the boat was leaving for the island, I decided I had to just wear what I was wearing and ran up. But the boat was not even back yet - instead there was a manta swimming off the boat light! Flip after flip, the young oceanic manta performed for us for hours. When the dingy got back, I took it to the beach BBQ and when we got back later that night the manta was still there, flipping for plankton. 

The beach was done up so lovely for our beach party. Tea lights lit the way from the boat to the dinner tables, and the ambience was beautiful. A beach bar was set up as well as the BBQ buffet. The shrimpers were huge, mini lobsters for sure, but they were soggy and not very good. I had a mojito but had to get up several times to have them add more simple syrup to sweeten it up. After dinner there was no beach party, but we all boarded the dingy to go back to the boat for a party on deck. 

However we still had our party crasher on the back of the boat! So instead of a deck party, we hopped in and took turns partying underwater with the manta (while keeping our distance buffer as best we could in the current). Eventually the photographers jumped in with us, and after a while I got out to change and join the no longer existent deck party. After some dancing, it was time for bed. 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha

Friday, October 8, 2021

Mermaids and Sharks

 Hola! Buenas dias mis amigos! Una otra dia en el ScuaSpa en Maldives con las sirenas. Esta manana, me despierto a las sies para mi secunda dive! This dive was to s a shark cleaning station. (also please ignore my inccorect spellings and such as I don't know how to get accents or the upside down ! on my American keyboard) I applied the advice from yesterday and didn't have much problem getting down, yay learning! 

The vis is still ... not... Idk how to describe it, like I can see the sharkies far away-ish, but the colors are not there, but like they are but not bright like other reef dives. 

Anywhos it was a much more exciting dive than yesterday. Tons of whitetip reef sharks, even some pregnant ones, a few blacktip reef sharks, and some grey reef sharks. There were also more schools of different types of fish than I had ever seen, which was really cool. I also saw an eagle ray. In Soddie we saw eagle rays like everyday but they're on the bucket list for these people so I guess they're rarer than I thought so that was special. I didn't see a turtle but another group did. Some of our team had to go up early for air but they let the rest of us stay for longer so that was lovely. It was a good dive. 


Despues del dive, comemos breakfast then Emma did my makeup for our first photoshoot. She did amazing; I want to take her home with me and have her do my makeup all the time. I look amazing. We went to the beach for semi-dry photoshoots. I live at the beach so I wasn't excited for beach photos but these girls are from Germany and Sweden so they rarely have the opportunity for such. We were split into 2 groups because there are 2 photographers so everyone can get done quicker. I was first to go in my group and Lille was a great help with making sure I was posing right for the best picture. After Lydia and I finished, the boat was back to collect us so I felt really bad that I went first and took up the time when I have a beach at home. But the second boat back didn't come back until much later so I think they let the girls finish their shoots as well. It was also really windy so when we weren't being shot we had to help hold equipment so we didn't have any time to swim for fun or GoPro videos. The island was not that great and I hope we go to better ones throughout the week; this one is just sand, coral chunks, and trash. No greenery and kinda painful to the feet. 

My worried face! Scared the night dive would be cancelled again.
Lunchtime was when we came back, then we were supposed to do group drone shoots on a different island but the weather was not in our favor. I am going on the night dive at 5:45 so I was worried about time to get back, then I saw the clouds and was worried the dive would get cancelled again (was supposed to be yesterday but cancelled due to weather). Have no fear; it all worked out! 

It rained too hard for us to go to the island, so we did group photos on the bar instead. I was mostly okay sitting there but then when it was time to get down, my legs were weaker than after 6 hours in tail at MarlinFest. When the divers from the afternoon dive got back, it had finished raining and the sky cleared up for us to do our night dive! 


Off the jetty of a nearby resort, food is dumped nightly into the ocean. Therefore, sharks and rays know to linger at said jetty for their nightly meals. It is an active jetty so divers have to be extra careful for boats. We all took flashlights down and sat on the sand in a semicircle as we watched the sharks and rays play. Dozens of nurse sharks and probably 3 or 4 Jenkins whiprays. The nurse sharkies swam right up/past me! See, I didn't need to spend all that money to go to Bahamas to play with nurse sharks; I can just do it right here in Maldives. Oh wait, this is much, much farther than Bahamas and probably around the same price. Oh whale, at least now I finally got to hang with the nurses. When we got back, buzzing with excitement, it was dinnertime. After dinner, a nurse shark joined us on the back of the boat! I guess she just couldn't get enough of us. It was great. 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha

Thursday, October 7, 2021

The First Dive

 Lol ya'll I am always so out of order with my posts these days. Sorry lol maybe I'll post them in order tho. 

So my resort transfer took me back to the airport to meet my ScubaSpa transfer. I knew there would already be people waiting because at least 2 of them were on QR 676which was my flight the day before, which got in around 7am. According to the group chat, these girls had blue and turquoise hair. So I walked around until I found them but there were so many people with them I thought it can't be right. I connected to the airport wifi to ask in the group where they were and it was the right group! So I pulled up a chair to join them but they were all speaking German and I felt very fumb for not knowing German when they all know English as well. But I just reminded myself that I know Spanish so if this were a group of Latinos instead it'd be a different story. But now that we are on the boat if I am near a group they all switch to English for me which is very nice. Their English is all very good. They said they were taught it since 3rd grade in school and now I am mad at the American school system where my choices were only Grench or Spanish and only for 4 years max. 


But anywhos, we got on the boat and were greeted with a fresh cloth and a coconut welcome drink. The coconuts are orange which is a bit odd I think. We confirmed our dive experience and were taken to our rooms. I got a private room, surprise, so I get to sleep nakey. We had lunch and then Katharina and I went to the Jacuzzi but to our disbelief, it was freezing! The air was also too cold and windy for us to get out. When I asked the guy if he could turn the temperature up, he just laughed at me! At the briefing we later found out it isn't a hot tub as it's only heated by the (so far non-existent) sun. Oh whale.  

After we finally braved it out of the cold tub, I went an took a hot shower to warm up. Then we got our tails and went up to the spa deck to surprise Kat when she got here. We tailed up and waved at passing boats until Kat eventually arrived and joined us for a few pictures. Then i went to get ready for dinner. We had a welcome briefing, then dinner, then I went to bed. First dive 6am. 


Speaking of dives, the Dive Manager, Branden, showed me to my room. My trauma brain is unfortunately no good at distinguishing accents anymore. Anyways, my senses are tingling about this guy. Then he's all like "your air con" and I'm like well I think the Brits and Aussies might call it air con as well? Then he's all like "see you just now" and I'm like he is South African! So then I'm like "hey, are you South African?" and he's like "yes, how'd you know?"  and I'm just like "just now". So then I tell him how I just spent 2 months in South African and he spent 2 years in Sodwana! Of course he knows Grant and Sharklife; he worked at Reef Teach. I'm feeling much more at home now with him here in a sea of Germans. Between Branden and Cruise Manager, Max, who is Canadian, English isn't looking too bad now (even tho Branden probably understands the Germans because Afrikaans, but at least Max is on my side/level). So anyways I'm like what a small world and on the other hand I'm like maybe I really am in a coma somewhere and this is all a dream because what are the actual chances there'd be someone I went to college with in Sodwana with me and someone that lived in Sodwana for 2 years on my vacation; someone please do the math for me. Yes, Maldives is a popular destination for South Africans as well but like really? C'mon. Chris wants to know his last name because Chris has been in Sodwana a really long time, like 5-7 or even 10 years, but I've haven't asked yet because I don't want to seem creepy lol, maybe he'll ask me about it when he sees me in my Coral Divers sweatshirt. 

I didn't sleep very well at night. Up every few hours. Around 2:30 was the last time I got up before finally falling asleep. I was having a very nice sleep when I was rudely awakened by my alar for my first dive. 

Waking up between 5-6 is easy when you're on holiday, or just away from home, especially when it's for a dive. Which is good because most dives are quite early. I get 6 dives this trip (I can pay for more if I'd like). So going forward I don't need to always do the early ones, but all divers needed to do this morning's early dive as it was our orientation dive. At first this made me angry and I didn't think it should count as one of our dives. I still think it would be nice of them to have given us this one for free as it was mandatory, but it was a full actual dive so I also see why it unfortunately counts as one of our dives. We had to demonstrate some basic safety skills to refresh our memories and ensure we'd know how to do them if needed, but other than that it was a normal, boring dive. Okay, maybe Sodwana did spoil me because I'm sure it probably wouldn't have been boring to a normal person, as we saw a blacktip reef shark, 5 lionfish, 2 eels, and even a triggerfish that thankfully did not attack. We were split into groups and my group only stayed down for 39 minutes when the goal was 60, which at first really upset me (especially because I had over 2000 psi left), but the groups that did stay longer didn't see the sharky and I would much rather have a shorter shark dive than a longer no-shark dive. As for the boring part, the topography was severely lacking as everything was boring neutral colors, mostly sandy bottom, just lame. But the goal was for staff to see our abilities and you don't need pretty fish for that. 

The skills we had to demonstrate were mask clearing, regulator recovery, and surface marker buoy deployment. I was actually excited/grateful to practice these skills as I know I will have to preform them at demonstration quality level for my divemaster certification in November/December. Mask clearing and regulator recovery were great as I do them all the time (well I don't need to recover my regulator all the time but like when I take it out to do bubble rings and such). I'd never really used a surface marker buoy before (for it's intended purposes) but we did use them down at Raggie Reef to bring some of the RUV equipment up so I was excited to see that I had in fact used one before and therefore knew how to do it. However I was struggling with my weights and buoyancy (when am I not? A huge concern I have about my DM course but certain Ivana can straighten me out), and when I released my SMB it brought me up to the top quicker than I'd like (not dangerously fast at all, just quicker than the rest of my team). I didn't really have any dive headache afterward like I normally do so I think I must've been coming up at a proper speed. 

This was my very first time diving in my new diving gear. I tried it in the pool to make sure everything worked properly but this was my first dive in it, as well as obviously my first dive in Maldives, so a little getting used to time is to be expected, which also made me more okay with the orientation dive being mandatory. My travel BCD has like floaty pads in it where normal BCD's have the hard plastic so I was having a hard time getting down and Max had to give me 2 extra weights. He then took them back once we were down and afterward he said the weight I started with was good because the extras made me overweight and that to get down, let out all of my air from my mouth/lungs and don't inhale until I'm down, which I didn't know that was okay to do because in my head that goes against the "don't hold your breath, always be breathing" thing but I guess since you're just starting on a long exhale it's techniqually still breathing. Later we had a presentation from Kat and she said the same thing so I'll have to try that tomorrow and hopefully it helps. 

I was really disappointed in myself for having the weight issues to get down as well as surfacing before everyone as it makes me feel like I'm not a good diver and not prepared/ready for my divemaster course, but there are bound to be some hiccups with new gear for the first dive or two and they will have me practice my skills over and over in my DM course until I am comfortable and confident, which doesn't take long once I do it a few times. In Sodwana I was helping just like the divemasters already, so it just takes a second in a new place with new gear but I know by the end of the trip I'll be back in my groove like a pro. 

The diveboats here are also huge and very different from anything I've dove from before. The boat we had on the Great Barrier Reef was similar but that was before I was a diver so I haven't had any dive experience with such a boat. Much larger than I'm used to. They also get all our gear together for us and wash it all for us afterwards. It stays on the boat (which worries me because of the rough weather but they know what they're doing so it'll be fine). The whole situation is much different than what I'm used to, so it's good to get those different experiences but an adjustment period should be expected. I'm sure tomorrow I'll be all better and they'll be like "dang what a good diver!" 

It has been storming all morning. The boat ride back from the dive was really rough and we all had to go to the front of the boat. One lady said it was just like Mozambique and I was like ha I know what you're talking about (I know I talk about Africa too much but it was just so amazing). 

Once we got back from the dive we had breakfast and a bit later we were told we were in orange alert, with winds over 55 MPH, so dives were cancelled for the day and we couldn't move the boat like was planned. Kat gave an underwater modeling/posing workshop and we had lunch. 


After lunch I went to the spa for my first (out of 4) spa "treatments". I got a body scrub. I was worried it would scrub off my tan but I guess after 7 months of sun it's pretty cooked into me. They also used a coffee scrub which coffee makes skin, hair, and teeth darker anyways. I came out feeling like a baby's bottom! I was fine relaxing when they had me on my stomach, looking at a bin of shells and feeling the boat rock. When they flipped me onto my back, my mind went on a jog... what happens next, how do I get the scrub off, etc. I can just make it at home on my own for free, good thing it was included because not worth whatever price, etc. Basically they just rub a sugar scrub all over me which I do at home all the time but okay. 

They gave me tea and peanuts on the deck after but it was ginger tea and I am to ginger like a vampire is to garlic. I tried to just hold my nose, but it's not a taste thing; it literally burns my throat and mouth. 

After spa, Kat was having a breathhold workshop but the boat was moving so it was too loud for a proper workshop so we just practiced some breathing and learned about our root chakras followed by some yin yoga. 

I can't really remember what else I did after that but for some blogging and a nap before dinner. It was a very nice nap. 

Despues de dinner I was awake thanks to my nap. We went to the back of the boat and dangled our feet in the water, watching the fish under the boat light. The smaller fish came to nibble our toes like a free fancy Asian pedicure. I guess my body scrub did the trick because I didn't get as many bites as Lille and Emma did. Even tho I wasn't too tired, my next dive was at 6am again so off to bed I went. This time I used my Carnival blanket and it made all the difference. 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Summer Island

 I am already home but lucky you I've decided to make a post about what happened next at Summer Island Resort before my ScubaSpa posts are scheduled to publish. 

However I seem to have contracted some airport crud and am feeling a bit under the weather so this post will not be very detailed and I might forget some parts but oh whale at least you get something. 

So we left off with I had just taken a bath in the jacuzzi tub and was laying on the loungers to write out my blog post. After writing for a bit I went to explore the resort. As I mentioned, there are tons of activities to do on island. Unfortunately I had no time to do them as most required a sign up the day before, such as snorkeling or using the gym (which lol I wouldn't gym anyways but still).

On my wanderings, I found a nice relaxing area in the "jungle" with a wooden tree swing, some hammocks, and a place to just chill. Right around the corner from that was a little garden where I assume the staff grows herbs for the meals and medicine and such. A little around the corner the other way was the bar, pool, and main restaurant/buffet. I swung on the swing and laid out on the hammock for a bit before moving on to the pool. A real infinity pool that really went from pool to reef to ocean seamlessly just like on posters! I had never seen one in real life and I was very excited to swim in it. The weather was turning for the worse, and the pool attendant was closing the pool for the incoming storm. I spent as long as I could in the pool but my bungalow was on the other side of the resort where the storm seemed to be coming from, so soon I headed back to my bungalow. 

The bungalows on the other side of the path seemed to take the worst of the weather and block it from our bungalows. Stepping onto my lanai there was no wind and aside from the dark sky you wouldn't know the wrath that was happening just on the other side of the buildings. However the waves were still slapping quite loud on the pilings. 

For dinner I went to the fancy restaurant that was included for the over the water rooms but extra charge for the normal rooms. I got the fish and it was overcooked but that seems to be a common theme with the fish in Maldives. After I picked at it for a little bit I went back to my room and turned on the floor light to attract the fish. I laid on the floor and watched 5-6 pretty big fish swim under until my eyes were too heavy to stay open. I was hoping for a shark or ray but didn't see any. 


The next morning I woke up for the sunrise, but it was too cloudy and instead of a colorful sunrise the sky just got lighter. I had to have my bags out by 9 and check out by 9:30 so I wasted no time snorkeling around under the bungalow. When I got too cold to continue, I took another warm bath with the windows open. It was so nice that I got to breakfast later than I wanted! Breakfast was actually very good and I even had like 6 cups of hot tea. I had too much tea to make it back to the pool before I had to head back to my bungalow to make sure my suitcases were out on time. 

I walked along the beach on the way back instead of along the path I had taken the day before and earlier that morning. Via the beach I found an in-water hammock that would have also been nice to lounge on for a bit! If I were to do it again, I would have put my resort stay after my liveaboard and stayed for 2-3 days so I could do more activities and get my tail wet with enough time to dry it out before the flight. 

My bags were picked up, I checked out, and was back on the speedboat to take me back to the airport before I knew it. 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Morning in Maldives

 Oy. What a rough start to get here. Enhanced by my mood of no sleep in like 36 hours (25 since leaving Dulles, which was at 9pm and I had been up since about 7:30am with the dog). 

I didn't really know what to expect in terms of the airport. I was expecting a tiny little island airport but we had a huge plane and flight and I knew there were others so the airport had to be big enough to accommodate, so maybe I should be expecting a larger international airport? It was the former. We landed, disembarked, and boarded the bus to take us to the terminal. I was proud of my balance as the bus turned, although there was an empty seat near me if I needed it. At the terminal, you're immediately at passport control. Ran into some minor issues here that I'm not going to get into on my blog. Made it through. Luggage took forever - I think that's the slowest and smallest carousel I've seen. But carts were free so thankfully I didn't have to carry my four bags. 


My confirmation email said the resort I'm at for the night before my liveaboard has their own counter. Still, I look around at the loads of people with signs in case any have my name or resort. Tomorrow they will have a sign for me. Today I go to the counter and the guy says he will show me where I can wait because we are still waiting on two more. He is in a teal blue shirt and it seems everyone else but a few are in white shirts but that's all I recognize of him. When I get outside I take off my sweatshirt, switch my glasses for sunglasses, and put my hair up. I worry we will not be able to recognize each other so I watch for Summer Island Resort luggage tags on every couple that comes past me. But I worry for nothing as he quickly finds me when it's time to go. 

We take a boat to get to the resort. The water is very rough and the window covers are all on because the sea spray is so high from the rough seas. The ride is 45 minutes. I have a hard time staying awake.

Based upon the fancy luggage tags (that are actually very useful and not very fancy at all in terms of functionality) and the guys on the boat are wearing the same white shirts we used to wear, I am expecting Sandals quality resort, with at least a fresh cloth and welcome drink. While the walk up to the reception was a bit rustic, my fresh cloth and welcome drink were waiting for me right on cue. They also have WiFi throughout the resort which is v swanky and there are different all inclusive (half or full) packages I could have purchased to make meals and drinks free (or a la carte). They also have free daily snorkeling excursions (that you have to sign up for at least 1 day in advance, boo), a dive center, bars, restaurants, a pool, gym, beaches (duh), watersports, and excursions - some included, some not. How fun!

My flight landed at about 7am. By about 10am, I was already in my over the water bungalow room. The weather is not great. It hasn't started to rain yet but the water is angry. The current is a bit strong; there are actual waves; water keeps slapping my steps so hard I think someone is coming up them. It is much, much louder than I would have thought. I'm so tired. I'm sure I will sleep fine tho. (Hey, now it's raining.)


Because I got here so early and the water isn't ideal, it's still several hours before dinner (my dinner and breakfast are included), and I've already done so much. When I got here, I took some walk thru videos for the TikTok (give me a follow if you're on there - @mermaidtasha). Then I put on my cute new bikini and set up my tripod to test it. It's great and so much fun! But the neighbors were laughing at me. I will never see them again so it doesn't matter but I only took a few then put it away in hopes they'll be gone to bed or dinner later. I went to go snorkeling but could not record my first in water entrance from the bungalow steps because my GoPro batteries were not properly charged. Good thing because although I knew them to be slippery, they were even more slippery than I thought and I fell and it did hurt. At this time the current had picked up so everyone had gotten out already. I saw a crab on the steps and several fish by the pillars under the bungalow. I decided I should refresh my memory of what different types of triggerfish look like before getting closer to them to avoid another attack. I didn't wear my fins and the surge kept pushing me into the steps so after a little bit I got out and sunbathed on the loungers. Okay, truthfully  I attempted a nap (with timer set!0 but alas I cannot sleep when the sun is out. So I took a jetted bath in the jacuzzi tub with the windows open overlooking the water. 


Oh wait! Just that quick I had forgot! Before the bath, I took the rescue ring and floated on it like an innertube until the rope holding it to my steps broke. I must have started a trend because after my bath both bungalows next to me were doing the same. I plan on getting back in to do that as well later on. Now I am writing out my blog and laying on the loungers (although the sun is gone). 

I think it would be very cool to watch a storm from my bungalow deck. Not one that takes my entire time or happens when I'm asleep but maybe just an hour or two before/after dinner. What a unique experience! I also plan on waking up to watch the sunrise tomorrow as my bungalow is lucky enough to face East. Then I can make the absolute most of my ~ day ~ here until the transfer back to the airport where I'll meet the ScubaSpa gang. 

There's loads *to* do but also nothing to do and I'm very excited to be on vacation. Happy relaxing. 

Until next time,

xoxo,

Tasha